what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
Enviado por Adolf
Detengan el abuso vegetal!!!!
This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son
El niño será usuario de Windows, qué alegría!
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
Yo he visto cosas que vosotros no creeríais.